rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

toocooltobehipster:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

unicornemma:

myfoundbeauty:

quozmonster:

black—blood:

shinigamireaperchop:

ShinigamiReaperCock…….

Welp….

black—cock

no regrets that shits hi-fucking-larious

Cockmonster

Winner is me

Found cock? Cock beauty? Either way is working for me!

I don’t normally do these things, but… UnicornCock.

:(

UnholyCock? CockCookies?

malfoytheamazingbouncingferret:

steampunkgaymer:

SAME!!!!

Title edited for more accuracy.

petite-chanteuse:

me-convierto-en-geek:

gamefreaksnz:

Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System

USD$89.99

Product Specifications

• Portable Game Console Plays Old Nintendo SNES and NES Games
• Connects to television for big screen gaming
• Comes with extension controllers for multiplayer games
• Up to 8 hours of game play on a single charge
• Also compatible with Sega Genesis with additional RetroGen Adapter (Not Included)
• System Includes:
  • Retro Duo Portable Main Unit
  • Two (2) SuperRetro Controllers
  • Controller hub
  • Stand Up Dock
  • AC power adapter: 100-240v input
  • Standard AV Cable
  • Rechargeable lithium-ion battery
  • RetroPORT Adapter for NES Games
  • User Manual

^^this gif!!!

fillmyeyeswithstars:

perf

I can’t even….this is brilliant.

dttojay:

This one cracks me up, haha.